i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”
Brilliant.
a hylian girl looks out her back window. the hero of time is out there, behind the shed, screaming and hitting a box with a dismembered skeleton arm. the box shatters, and he scrambles to gather all the scattered apples into his bag. then he takes down his manbun to tie a bandana around his head, and takes a flying leap at a flat and featureless cliff. he climbs. fifty feet up, he stops and shoves a fish into his mouth. “there he goes,” her mother says. “he’s going to save us all.”
Knackered = Tired
Snog = Making Out
Fancy = Like Someone
Boot = Kick Something
Bird = Girl
Bob’s Your Uncle = And there you have it
Chuffed = To like something
Lift = Elevator
Bogey = Booger
Braces = Suspenders
Gobsmacked = OMG
Jumper = Sweater
GOBSMACKED JACK BARAKAT
